blogslut ~porn politics and punditry~
home : Current
APRIL is the cruellest month
April 1, 2005 04:01
 

breeding Lilacs out of the dead land,
mixing Memory and desire,
stirring Dull roots with spring rain...
-- T S Eliot

|
 
Saturday Stats
April 2, 2005 16:25
 


Executive Summary - March, 2005

5,978 unique visitors came to the site, as determined by typical behavior of browsers with a non-rotating IP address and including a projection of the true number of visitors with rotating IP addresses.

The web site received 8,891 visits. A typical visitor examined 12.42 distinct files before leaving the site. A typical visit lasted for 0.59 minutes. The longest visit lasted for 226 minutes.

The web server was visited by 51 distinct users accepting cookies, as determined by individual user-identifying "cookies" received at least twice.

Visitors came from 6,244 distinct Internet addresses.

The web server delivered 207 unique documents one or more times each.

28 distinct types of documents were delivered.

8 distinct Internet web sites were accessed via the proxy server.

There were 179 requests for documents which did not exist on the web server. The web server was linked to by 448 distinct pages on other web servers.

The web server was linked to by one or more pages found on 240 distinct web sites.

734 distinct search keywords were used to locate documents on the web server via Internet search servers, such as Altavista(tm) and Yahoo(tm).

7 distinct Internet search servers were used to reach the site.

Visitors used 231 distinct web browsers and other web access programs to reach the web server. Visitors used 125 distinct operating systems on their computers. Visitors followed a total of 3,743 distinct, non-trivial "trails" among the documents found on the web server.

I could do better. But then, I wouldn't be a Blogslut if I tried too hard. ;)

|
 
Thinking Gap
April 2, 2005 17:03
 


"...the time will come for the men responsible for this to answer for their behavior."
- Tom Delay

Hey Tom! CATCH!!

|
 
The New Colossus
April 4, 2005 03:08
 


Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed, to me:
I lift my lamp beside the golden door.

- Emma Lazarus



Images and link to story provided by Yahoo News

|
 
Gunfight at the Senate Corral
April 4, 2005 17:56
 




Cornyn -as Texas AG- presents criminal cop Tom Coleman the Lawman of the Year Award.

Americablog gives a heads up to the first shot in the war on Judges. Not surprisingly, the shooter is from Texas:

SENATOR JOHN CORNYN: "I don't know if there is a cause-and-effect connection but we have seen some recent episodes of courthouse violence in this country. Certainly nothing new, but we seem to have run through a spate of courthouse violence recently that's been on the news and I wonder whether there may be some connection between the perception in some quarters on some occasions where judges are making political decisions yet are unaccountable to the public, that it builds up and builds up and builds up to the point where some people engage in - engage in violence." [Senate Floor, 4/4/05]

This will not stand. I predict a backfire. No rope for you dear John. I don't want you getting any ideas.

|
 
Commie Chameleon
April 5, 2005 20:55
 


DeLay Russian Trip Paid for by Firm Lobbying Russian Gov't!

Leaked from Washington Post via Raw Story.

Hey there Tom. I see you got the rope.
love -blogslut

|
 
End of Days
April 6, 2005 03:58
 


"It's in your nature to destroy yourselves."
-- Terminator 2: Judgment Day



Protesters block entries to fundraising dinner for Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Images courtesy of Yahoo/AP and Getty Images.

Live blog of the protest located at DailyKos.

|
 
Our Delegation
April 7, 2005 08:09
 


I count seven. What's up with that? No room for Jimmy?

|

**Update**

The kids at DU think man #7 is Brent Hardt, Charge d'Affaires to the Holy See. Man #6 is Andrew Card.

So, room for Andy but not Jimmy?
 
When in Rome
April 7, 2005 12:33
 


Even though he's busy hiding out mourning in Rome, Tom Delay found the time to address the Judeo-Christian Council for Constitutional Restoration.

Here's what I got from Bugman's speech:

"Judiciary run amok...

Re-assert Congress' authority over the courts...

Racial preferences?

Go meet in GUAM...

May God bless you..."

Oh, and you can rest assured Tom's not in Rome just because the heat's on. After all, he missed out on receiving his Paul Revere Award!

|
 
A Thousand Words
April 8, 2005 08:00
 


I stole it from Yahoo.

|
 
Blog Blah Blah
April 8, 2005 10:16
 




It ain't over till the fat queen walks off in a huff.

|
 
That Damned Democracy
April 9, 2005 21:19
 


Protesters Call for U.S. Pullout in Iraq
By TRACI CARL, Associated Press Writer

BAGHDAD, Iraq - Tens of thousands of supporters of a militant Shiite cleric filled central Baghdad's streets Saturday and demanded that American soldiers go home, marking the second anniversary of Baghdad's fall with shouts of "No, no to Satan!"




Images and story liberated from Yahoo/AP.

|
 
This Domain
April 17, 2005 19:15
 


Is not for sale. So, stop asking.

|
 
Today is a Tuesday
April 19, 2005 00:36
 


I just remembered what day it was. My fun with whores can wait until tomoorow.
 
Rats
April 19, 2005 11:51
 

It's Ratzinger.

Oh well.

Don't forget. Whore play tomorrow!
 
XXX Jeffy!
April 19, 2005 23:24
 


Uh oh.

Looks like some evil pornographer has made a proper gallery of Jimmy/Jeff's dirty pictures:

Click if you dare. Smileys removed.

| See page
 
Full of Sound and Fury
April 22, 2005 13:09
 


Shakespeare's most famous portrait is a fake.

This one's for you, Joe.

|
 
WHOIS Friday Fun
April 22, 2005 13:40
 


Domains sharing the same IP as the Family Research Council. Pay special attention to the last seven domains:

www.American-renewal.org
www.Battleformarriage.net
www.Consentorreject.com
www.Familyresearchcouncil.org
www.Familyresearchcouncilaction.com
www.Familyresearchcouncilaction.net
www.Familyresearchcouncilaction.org
www.Formarriage.com
www.Frc.org
www.Frcaction.com
www.Frcaction.net
www.Frcaction.org
www.Frcpastorsresource.com
www.Frcpastorsresource.net
www.Frcpastorsresource.org
www.Frcpastorsresources.com
www.Frcpastorsresources.net
www.Frcpastorsresources.org
www.Frcradio.com
www.Frcradio.net
www.Frcradio.org
www.Ieteen.com
www.Ieteen.net
www.Ieteen.org
www.Protectmarriage.org
www.Stopborking.com
www.Voteonjudges.com
www.Savethecourt.net
www.Savethefilabuster.com
www.Savethefilabuster.net
www.Savethefilabuster.org
www.Savethefilibuster.net
www.Savethefillabuster.com
www.Savethefillabuster.net
www.Savethefillabuster.org

|
 
Monopoly Money
April 23, 2005 17:00
 


Don't you just hate it when a once omnipotent brand begins to lose their edge and as a result, their integrity?


image courtesy of tidmusblog

You can do something about it:

|
 
Raw Access
April 25, 2005 14:12
 


Our boy, Jeff Gannon is the star of the blogs again.

Raw Story has posted Secret Service logs of Guckert's comings and goings during his career as a White House reporter. The logs were acquired through a Freedom of Information Act request by Representatives Louise Slaughter and John Conyers.

The logs show that Guckert went to the WH over 200 times. Oddly, the logs also reveal that there were few times when Guckert failed to sign out or sign in.

Will the Secret Service become the new scapegoat for this security breach?

|
 
Epluribus Susan
April 26, 2005 10:22
 


Propagannon can blow me. I'll stick with the pornographers. They're more honest.
 
I Love Smutmongers
April 26, 2005 14:14
 

They do righteous things. They take a stand. When something's wrong, they speak up. When they're unfairly treated, they don't act like assholes.
 
Podcast Virgin
April 27, 2005 14:47
 

So, I'm gonna try this podcasting thing. My blog software doesn't generate an RSS feed for podcasting yet so, it's gonna be a while before all is perfect. In the meantime, I'm just going to post a link to the mp3 file right here in the entry.

This first podcast is number one in a series on how you can protect your machine (and your kids) from dirty, evil pornographers like me. :)

Click Here. Let me know what you think.

|
 
David, Goliath and McDermott
April 28, 2005 11:20
 


After passing a horrid bit of abortion legislation yesterday, Congress opened the floor to an all out moaning and knashing of teeth in regards to the eventually passed rollback on changes to ethics rules.

Here's the way it went down:

First, this guy said go.

Then these guys spoke.

Then they voted.

Then this guy said, the vote to rollback was passed.

The "debate" over the rules change wasn't really much of a debate. Practically all the Republican speakers blamed the Democrats for forcing them to return the ethics rules to those of the 108th Congress. The Repugs accused the Dems of playing politics and holding them hostage. The Dems calmly repeated that the rules should never have been altered in the first place. There was talk of evil and Al Qaeda and the Hatfields and McCoys. La Tourette (R-Ohio) compared himself to a crucified Jesus. Buyer (R-Indiana) got spitting mad. Tom Delay (R-Texas) was noticeably absent and barely mentioned but the ghost of New Gingrich was resurrected numerous times. McGovern (D-Mass) managed to get leaked GOP talking points entered into the record. Joe Wilson (R-South Carolina) brought it all home with righteous indignation and a parting hat tip to the soldiers because he'll never forget 911...San Dimas High School football rules!

After all the hubbub, the vote to rollback passed with 406 for and 20 against.

Then, a friend of mine came over and I missed some of those end-of-the-day speeches the members of Congress make. After my friend left, the kid told me I missed a really good moment when one Repub speaker went off on Nancy Pelosi (D-California). Apparently some brave, little Dem protested and got a glaring look from this guy:

Then, this guy guy threw a tiny fit:

And just when I was about to turn off the C-Span, Jim McDermott (D-Washington) took the podium:

Republicans really hate McDermott. Their contempt is understandable. McDermott is passionate, intelligent and a hell of an orator. McDermott also appeared in Fahrenheit 9/11 and well, you know how that goes.

Jim McDermott stood before the Congress and proceeded to give the entire house a scathing Bible lesson. He quoted some of the rules laid out by God -via Moses- in the book of Deuteronomy. Some of the chapter/verses he cited were 5:14, 15:7-11. The verses old Jim spoke of pertain to the forgiveness of debt. For example:

"For the poor shall never cease out of the land: therefore I command thee, saying, Thou shalt open thine hand wide unto thy brother, to thy poor, and to thy needy, in thy land."

Then, McDermott asked how a country, built on the Judeo-Christina ethic, could pass such un-Christian legislation as our new Bankruptcy Bill.

It was beautiful.

| See page
 
Is It On?
April 28, 2005 13:23
 


Frist makes an offer. Did Reid say no? I can't tell, they went to a quorum. WTF?

"Judicial Obstruction. Judicial Obstruction."

"A big, wet kiss to the far right..."

|

**UPDATE** Guardian News Link
 
The Nukuler Option
April 28, 2005 20:11
 


Why does he hate the English language?

|
 

March 2005 «  » May 2005

Rate Me on BlogHop.com!
the best pretty good okay pretty bad the worst help?

(the anti-drudge)
The Anti-Drudge!

SEARCH US CONGRESS/SENATE LEGISLATION

< .? .blog.domain .# .>
< # boobie power! ? >
« Obscure Logs »

My Ecosystem Details
Blogarama - The Blog Directory

blogroll
adults only
ADMIT IT. You don't want to go through life alone. Aren't you tired of looking in bars and bumping carts at the grocery store? You want ACTION and you want it NOW!

Visit ADULT FRIEND FINDER

Browse profiles FREE! Get basic membership FREE! Find your dirty dream FREE!

Leave the hearts and flowers for those other wimpy dating sites. ADULT FRIEND FINDER is the REAL THING for REAL PEOPLE!



Weblog Commenting and Trackback by HaloScan.com


Adult Blog for Adult Readers
Subscribe in NewsGator Online
Add to My Yahoo!

Valid RSS feed.

[Valid RSS]

adults only
Peek A Boo Porn
Trashy Blog
Story Whore
Free XXX Pics

navigation
June 2005
May 2005
April 2005
March 2005
February 2005
January 2005
December 2004
November 2004
October 2004
September 2004
August 2004
July 2004
June 2004
May 2004
April 2004
March 2004
February 2004
January 2004
December 2003
home | month
email the blogslut