I ran across this delightful adult toy this morning as I was working at my day job – which is porn: He’s called Beatin’ Barack and if you go to the Pipedreams site, you can see him in “action”. If you click the pic above, you can see him in his NSFW plastic glory.

I was all ready to write a post about Carrie Prejean being a child pornographer. Up until I read this entry at TMZ I sincerely thought that Ms. Prejean was 17 when she shot a solo-masturbation video and sent it to her boyfriend. Don’t get me wrong. Child pornography is a horrid thing and the [...]

After a couple of turns fucking with California politics and time spent whoring for reality TV, Mary Carey has gone back to making porn. Say what you will about adult entertainment but at least dirty movies follow through on promises. Good for you, Mary.

People lie about sex. I may not be married but I know a little bit about sex, lies and babies. I’ve had sex. I have lied and been lied to. I also had a baby. The father of my baby didn’t want anything to do with us and at the time, his rebuke was okay [...]

…yeah, that’s right, but look what I found when I got down there. – Larry Flynt’s response to being called a ‘bottom feeder’ by Republican Congressman Bob Livingston. A special, lazy, slutty welcome to all you pervs from Wonkette! Apparently the primaries aren’t over for the ladies that love Hillary Clinton. These sad gals claim [...]

Also: SHIT, PISS, CUNT, COCKSUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER and TITS!… SANTA MONICA, Calif. (AP) — George Carlin, the dean of counterculture comedians whose biting insights on life and language were immortalized in his “Seven Words You Can Never Say On TV” routine, died of heart failure Sunday. He was 71. Carlin went into a Santa Monica hospital [...]