If you wanna make it, Twinkle while you shake it. If you wanna grind it, Wait till you refined it. If you wanna stump it, Bump it with a trumpet! Get yourself a gimmick and you too, Can be a star! – Stephen Sondheim’s lyrics from the musical, Gypsy See the full-size FLASH animation here.

“We invented the Revolution but we don’t know how to run it.” – Jean Paul Marat from Marat/Sade by Peter Weiss From the National Journal: A day after Sunday’s historic vote in the House in favor of the Senate’s healthcare plan, sending it to Obama for his signature, critics mocked DeMint’s “Waterloo” comments on his [...]

I was all ready to write a post about Carrie Prejean being a child pornographer. Up until I read this entry at TMZ I sincerely thought that Ms. Prejean was 17 when she shot a solo-masturbation video and sent it to her boyfriend. Don’t get me wrong. Child pornography is a horrid thing and the [...]

I learned two things after watching yesterday’s long-winded preamble to passage of the House HCR bill: 1. Abortion scares the shit out of Washington D.C. 2. John Boehner cold reads his scripts speeches. Bonus lesson: Ahn Cao possesses the gift of independent thought.

I’m not familiar with “how things work” @ online social media thingy, LinkedIn. Perhaps they don’t allow members to update posted resumes without paying teh munnies. Maybe Lady Miss Governor Sarah Palin just plumb forgot she already posted her resume in 2008. Regardless, while the newsie types make a hubbub over her most recent posting, [...]

That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here, And fill me from the crown to the toe top-full Of direst cruelty! make thick my blood; Stop up the access and passage to remorse, That no compunctious visitings of nature Shake my fell purpose, nor keep peace between The effect and it! Michelle Bachmann from the [...]