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Mr. Bunning, Monsieur the Marquis

“It is extraordinary to me,” said he, “that you people cannot take care of yourselves and your children. One or the other of you is for ever in the way. How do I know what injury you have done my horses. See! Give him that.” He threw out a gold coin for the valet to [...]

NSFW Obama!

I ran across this delightful adult toy this morning as I was working at my day job – which is porn: He’s called Beatin’ Barack and if you go to the Pipedreams site, you can see him in “action”. If you click the pic above, you can see him in his NSFW plastic glory.

Whack That Dick!

Cheney, that is: For a bigger version, CLICK HERE.

The Whack-A-Joe Game!

Give Joe Lieberman the smackin’ he deserves for being such a jerk!Click the pic and play away!

He who fights with monsters might take care

lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. Nietzsche Rush Limbaugh in The Remorse of the Emperor Nero after the Murder of his Mother by John William Waterhouse (1878)

Boehner Bawl

I learned two things after watching yesterday’s long-winded preamble to passage of the House HCR bill: 1. Abortion scares the shit out of Washington D.C. 2. John Boehner cold reads his scripts speeches. Bonus lesson: Ahn Cao possesses the gift of independent thought.

James O’Keefe @ Rutgers

Here are the Daily Targum articles, written by Morton Blackwell-trained provacateur, Pimpy O’Keefe: Screw This Casino Wall Street The Conservative Manifesto Politically Correct B.S. The Miracle of Life An American in Davos

Let Every Eye Negotiate for Itself

…And trust no agent; for beauty is a witch Against whose charms faith melteth in blood.” James O’Keefe, Hannah Giles & Andrew Breitbart, with Morton Blackwell overlooking. From the painting A Stolen Interview by Edmond Leighton (1888)

…And a Little Child Shall Lead Them

Happy 9-12 Day, Everybody!